Cook Demotivational Poster
THE WORLD - as you knew it no longer exists
FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness
FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass
WHEN THE BEER IS GONE -
WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.
LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight.
THE HULK -
360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG
BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!
A MAN - Can Not Cook To Save His Life, But He Can Sure As Hell Improvise For The One Who Should
COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH
WELCOME HOME HONEY - I cooked dinner .. but I did have slight problem with the oven
OREOS - now where am i gunna get a cup of milk?
YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.
THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !
MARTHA STEWART SHOW -
COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS -
COOKIES... - Drop them and run for your dear life, because the cookie monster is in town!
CATERING FOR THE THIN! -
THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!
REDNECK BAKERY -
CRACK O DAWN BREAKFAST -
FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.
UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE - Even puppets get pissed off, too.
SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt
DINNER FOR ONE -
YOU - stole the cookie from the cookie jar
COOKIE FAIL - When a Holiday Cookie looks like Male Genitalia, or a naked fat chick sitting down, It's time to go the Nestle Tollhouse route.
MODERN METAL! - Coooooooooookeeeeeeeeeee....AGHHHHHHHH!
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
UNFUNNY DOUCHEBAG - "hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips" - Dane cook Because some how idiots think that is a joke
COOKING WITH CLEAVAGE - at least that's what her show SHOULD be called!
OH...HELL NO! - Dwop da cookies, you wascally wabbit! Some things are NOT expendable.
NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME - Because boobies, bacon and beer start with 'B'.
MILF BAIT - Before springing the trap, lure them out with chocolate chip cookies.
SESAME STREET PSA - If it's not love Use a glove
FORTUNE COOKIE - Remember to make your fortune more interesting, always add "In Bed" to the end of the fortune...
MEATBALLS - How do you prefer yours? Italian o Polish?
BUTT COOKIES - Now that's a tasty little piece
FROM TIME TO TIME - I like to cook dinner, to see how easy a woman has it.
COOKIE MONSTER CAMOUFLAGE -
LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.
COOKIE MONSTER - its more than an addiction now...
COOKIE MONSTER - The worst thing to happen to children since Pee-Wee Herman in a cinema.
COOKIES - They make you FAT.... ....and that's good enough for me!
ELF GIRL - Time to get back to the tree and make me some cookies!
ITALIAN! - The kind of cuisine I will always love! May I have the fork, please?
The Nookie Monster -
HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -
The Son of Odin -
MISUNDERSTANDING - That's not what I thought she meant when she asked me "Want to eat my cookie?" I liked my idea better.
COOKIES - They make the never-ending battle against evil so worth it.
HAIRCUTS - Who knew what damage they could do to your reputation
oatmeal delight getting stale -
EVER HAD THE URGE -
I WONDER... - Why do we cook bacon, but bake cookies?
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS... - Yes, Granny, the ccokies are delicious, as always.
GIRL SCOUT -
HECK YEAH -
COOKIE MONSTER - Proof that you're not always what you eat
GIRL SCOUTS -
LOOKIE....LOOKIE - Someone has a cookie!!!
DANE COOK - You shut your lips and learn!
MMMM - COOKIES! - I smell fresh baked, chocolate chip cookies - mmmmm!!!
UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.
FORTUNE COOKIES - always giving you great pieces of information
THE GALLOPING GOURMET -
Tree Goblins -
Funnel Cakes -
TRUE LOVE -
THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."
WOMAN FANTASY -
DANGER ZONE -
GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America
THE NEW KITCHEN -
ENVY - I wish my dog would crap fortune cookies
CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR - the official food of motifake
HEY - It's funnier than a popsicle ice gun
COOKIEMONSTER - is not getting any cookies today
COOKIE MONSTER - He does not look like a bitch.
IGNORANCE - he was warned not to touch the cookie jar
COOKING - Sometimes we do get desperate. Will mac and cheese do?
THE COLOURS - They shall surround him.
COOKIE MONSTER - "WHERE ARE MY COOKIES BITCH?"
GLASS O MILK TOO PLEASE -
NO MEAT - No spoon. Sorry.
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