Over 102964

Cook Demotivational Poster

THE WORLD - as you knew it no longer exists

TAGS: cookie bowls
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:15 am
What an awesome idea. . .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:55 pm
I'm baking as we speak ;)
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 6:29 pm

I SOOOOO see these in my future. Filled with vanilla ice cream.

amazing! -

FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness

FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass

TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with tits.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway sex" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


TAGS: cook humor
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 9:43 pm

Well, yes. I noticed that myself. It should simply have said, "Men think about two things. Be one of them."
carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 12, 2012, 5:14 am
when the beer is gone...repeat the first rule...hehehe

WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.

LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight.

TAGS: love cookie
Rating: 5/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:39 pm
thks a million Ico I truly needed some love after a rough patch :) Verdeckt, I'd rather stay camouflaged on the main site for the moment, if mind you don't :)
Iconoclast - February 3, 2012, 5:00 pm
What a great day for Motifakes. This one is my overall favorite, among a bunch of favorites today.
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:34 pm
Maybe post to Moti-Twist as well?


TAGS: hulk cookies
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Ashson

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:27 pm
Soldier: "Suddenly I know how the Keebler elves feel sometimes...!"
LiquidSquid - December 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
Repetition A quality of many motifakes here on motifake.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:21 pm
I beg to differ. Constant masturbation does not hurt. This is a urban legend. I am doing it as we speak and it does not hurt at all. Ouch !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's kinda funny in a subtle way....
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 2:33 pm
is this just that bad or am i missing a really good joke?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 2:52 am
You'll have a hard time selling bracelets here, Unless they relive the pain caused by constant masturbation, And you're willing to donate your Mom's face as a "receptacle".
TCSA - December 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
After being denied his favorite treat in favor of more healthy fare, Cookie monster finally reached his limit when forced to eat irradiated broccoli.
ICEMAN - December 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
Thanks, we never could have figured that out from the pic. 1L

360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG

TAGS: cook zoo wild animals squirrel wall street journal marin monkey twins capttivity
Rating: 1.5/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 10:44 am
This appears to be a liberal/anti-darwin attack somehow linked to the Renewable Energy Group.

BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!

TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

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ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D

A MAN - Can Not Cook To Save His Life, But He Can Sure As Hell Improvise For The One Who Should

TAGS: man can improvise not cook
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:37 pm
Women are the ones that can't cook. Who buys cook books? Women. Who watches Food Network? Women. Men can read a recipe and then just eyeball it and it comes out perfect.
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 10:48 am
"EPIC-Facepalm: thanks for the clarification though
caveman - August 9, 2011, 10:39 am
ditto means he agrees with what was said
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:20 am
ditto?? please explain (sorry, new to the terminology)
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 7:02 pm

M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 10:42 am
Thanks :)
THEBRAT - August 7, 2011, 10:27 am
That's a 5 in my book...Nice :)


TAGS: cookie monster wrestling bike
Rating: 1.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:43 pm
Now the secret of Insane Clown Posse is out!
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 1:05 am
Seems kinda futile when people criticize a 2 year+ post...just saying...
rerun - September 21, 2012, 7:27 pm

Why don't you let the mods decide what we will or will not approve? I can tell you one thing we don't approve of, that is bashing others works and calling out the mods. OK, that was two things
almarpa - September 21, 2012, 6:14 am
Maybe without the mistakes you haven't had anything to say! Cheers! Have a good day!
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:53 pm
Im bombing your poster for several reasons 1.Wrong character 2.mixing a Muppet and a street monster is one way to piss me off 3.the mods shouldn't have approved it when its this wrong.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:07 am
cookie monster is blue.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 2:31 pm
Hey, I had troubles with my screen and now I realize that the animal is not purple but pink... I get your point now Cubby
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Thank you very much
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:26 pm
That's an ANIMAL bike...nice effort

WELCOME HOME HONEY - I cooked dinner .. but I did have slight problem with the oven

OREOS - now where am i gunna get a cup of milk?

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.

TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!

THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !

TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


TAGS: cooking with snoop
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:37 pm
Had to be chocolate, but MS got a deal on the ingredients.
Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:39 am
i figured you'd like this one Cap'n
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:39 am


TAGS: death metal cookie monster vocals
Rating: 4.45/5

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Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 5:39 am

If anyone cares, that's Dimmu Borgir with Cookie Monster pasted over Shagrat. My crude editing skills at work.

COOKIES... - Drop them and run for your dear life, because the cookie monster is in town!




TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee shot through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.

THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am



TAGS: crack o dawn breakfast cook
Rating: 3.81/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:38 am
mmmm, yummy a little more syrup please

FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.

TAGS: fruit cookie monster
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by ZacHoney

GuinnessTroll - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am
better to shat than to shitted
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Bricks shat? Really? C'mon!

UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE - Even puppets get pissed off, too.


TAGS: wtf hangover cookie monster epiphany
Rating: 3/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 8, 2011, 9:41 pm
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
been done dude

SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt

TAGS: flexibility fat black stage cookies
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:54 pm
I'm guissing that ... only naked.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:51 pm
What would you do for a family pack of Klondike Bars?


TAGS: trekkies solo dinners trekkies cookbook
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 12:32 pm
Good one RL. I'm surprised that this book is written by William Shanter. A must look at movie is "Fanboys". Hilarious - Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
THEBRAT - July 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
HAHA, can I just get the book without meeting the Author...? lol Niiice...
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:33 pm

yeah ice i know...thats why i used trekkies :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
Oh yeah, I believe they prefer the term 'Trekker' now. Don't ask how I know.
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:46 pm
Subtle, RL, subtle.
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:51 pm
Hilarious RL. Anyone know where I can find some fresh grawploks? 5 lonely lions.

YOU - stole the cookie from the cookie jar

TAGS: cookies cat
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Vincent

SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:06 pm
Tiny kitten ballsack. How cuuuute!
Widow9669 - July 21, 2010, 11:38 pm
Who Me?

COOKIE FAIL - When a Holiday Cookie looks like Male Genitalia, or a naked fat chick sitting down, It's time to go the Nestle Tollhouse route.

TAGS: cookie fail
Rating: 4.12/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:17 pm
But please, don"t eat all the morsels... or you KNOW what your cookies will look like!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:01 pm
being in the navy taught me well...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 2:50 pm
And 5150 would be an expert. ask him about his Gonorrhea, They named the strain after him.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 2:39 pm
look up bullhead clap on google... there is treatment for it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 2:37 pm
Male genitalia?.....You should see a doctor as soon as possible, If that doesn't work, I hear they have "enlargement" tools online. But you're on your own when it comes to the sprinkles.(maybe you could date fat chicks?)

MODERN METAL! - Coooooooooookeeeeeeeeeee....AGHHHHHHHH!


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz butter cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L

UNFUNNY DOUCHEBAG - "hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips" - Dane cook Because some how idiots think that is a joke

TAGS: dane cook funny loser
Rating: 2.98/5

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Dane Cook, again - July 27, 2009, 2:47 am
That's fine, I have more money than you so it's w/e.
got_it - November 6, 2008, 2:02 pm
Nothing is funny about Dane Cook. His material is abysmal, and his delivery amounts to him just yelling. Dane Cook fans fail to realize that commercial success is not the same as comedic talent. Here's the truth of it. Dane Cook got 2 million friends on M
lachlan - November 5, 2008, 3:09 am
Dane Cook - November 2, 2008, 1:26 pm
nate - September 11, 2008, 6:05 pm
People don't like Dane Cook because he makes frat boy humor that is easy to duplicate. He is to comedy what Jessica Simpson is to music.
Nero - August 19, 2008, 11:25 am
He sucks. He'll only be funny if he learns to just end the damn joke.
usmc_2111 - July 30, 2008, 11:12 pm
Alright retards Opinions are like assholes everyone has them and they all stink so shut the fuck up queers
Zaranell - July 23, 2008, 4:50 pm
Dane Cook sucks. I don't think I've ever chuckled at more than two of his jokes. "Unfunny douchebag" is correct.
Hammi - June 27, 2008, 5:23 am
You pissants are just jealous that you're nowhere near as funny as Dane Cook. STFU and GTFO, please.
David - April 23, 2008, 9:56 am
Dane cook is very hit or miss i like the bit he does about the B&E and the guys door but other than that, being a random douchebag isnt to funny to me
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 1:05 am
Actually, I do know other comedians. Dane Cook happens to be entertaining enough to get shows. So, what I'm trying to say is..Shut the fuck up, homo.
dane cook sucks - March 10, 2008, 6:34 pm
OMG I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!! this is fuckin hilarious haha!! i hate dane cook if u lik dane cook u obviously dont know of any other comedians

COOKING WITH CLEAVAGE - at least that's what her show SHOULD be called!

OH...HELL NO! - Dwop da cookies, you wascally wabbit! Some things are NOT expendable.

TAGS: sly bunny cookies guns cubby
Rating: 3.94/5

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SoundWave117 - August 13, 2010, 8:22 pm
one of the cliff hanger suprises.awesome


NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME - Because boobies, bacon and beer start with 'B'.

MILF BAIT - Before springing the trap, lure them out with chocolate chip cookies.

SESAME STREET PSA - If it's not love Use a glove

FORTUNE COOKIE - Remember to make your fortune more interesting, always add "In Bed" to the end of the fortune...

TAGS: fortune cookie in bed interesting
Rating: 4.52/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:12 pm

MEATBALLS - How do you prefer yours? Italian o Polish?

TAGS: food cooking
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by calichi

calichi - February 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
let's try the mexican style
Anonymous2 - February 8, 2011, 1:33 am
I prefer mine covered with sauce. I hear she's got a great glaze.
culos - February 7, 2011, 8:55 am
Depends on my location, I'll be in Poland for the next couple of days, so....
steph1 - February 7, 2011, 6:07 am
neither - i prefer tickled

BUTT COOKIES - Now that's a tasty little piece


en·tre·pre·neur -

TAGS: en tre pre neur girl scout cookies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - February 24, 2014, 9:16 am
Saw this in the news. But only after I bought six boxes….ahem…..cases….seven cases. Twelve….not more than thirteen…cases….alright, I bought ‘em out…OKAAAAY?!
CloudchaserS - February 24, 2014, 4:19 am
Jimmy Fallon said that the next day, she retired and bought a mansion
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dam! Now I have to come up with another way to make money! I knew those Girl Scouts were smart...but not that smart. Ism pulls another 5L from my purse...thief!

FROM TIME TO TIME - I like to cook dinner, to see how easy a woman has it.

TAGS: cook dinner woman
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - July 5, 2011, 2:30 pm
LOL...this is great
Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 7:04 am
Bwahahahaha... 5 Sammiches


TAGS: cookie monster camouflage bides time
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:03 pm

LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.

TAGS: sesame street kids bert ernie cookie
Rating: 3.42/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 17, 2010, 11:22 pm
Ernie looks particularly pissed.

COOKIE MONSTER - its more than an addiction now...

COOKIE MONSTER - The worst thing to happen to children since Pee-Wee Herman in a cinema.

COOKIES - They make you FAT.... ....and that's good enough for me!

TAGS: cookie
Rating: 4.04/5

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rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:44 am

Pizza is the gateway to ice cream
Master - May 28, 2011, 10:24 am
Cookies are a gateway drug to pizza. Be careful!
radioactive13 - February 23, 2010, 6:23 pm
Top notch!
Woodywood03a - January 30, 2010, 4:57 pm
Thats good man!!!

ELF GIRL - Time to get back to the tree and make me some cookies!

TAGS: elf girl cookies now
Rating: 3.87/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 5:39 pm
I liiiiike this! Yessir!

ITALIAN! - The kind of cuisine I will always love! May I have the fork, please?

TAGS: italian cook forget
Rating: 3.59/5

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GySgt1811 - October 28, 2010, 12:49 pm
"Fork" = Past Pluperfect Subjunctive.
culos - October 28, 2010, 9:05 am
Done already, well done in fact. Are you sure you did spell fork correctly? It looks like a phonetic fail....
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 9:01 am
gotta like a girl who's not afraid to fondle the noodle, but I wouldn't know
50cal - October 28, 2010, 8:57 am
I think this one has been done already.
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 8:54 am
Haven't I seen this recently?

The Nookie Monster -


TAGS: work cute cooking cleaning dusting wife
Rating: 4.6/5

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thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:32 pm
I gotta try them things.

The Son of Odin -

TAGS: thor odin cookies
Rating: 4.2/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 2:34 pm

Send him over!~
Reality Lord - July 8, 2013, 7:02 am


MISUNDERSTANDING - That's not what I thought she meant when she asked me "Want to eat my cookie?" I liked my idea better.

COOKIES - They make the never-ending battle against evil so worth it.

HAIRCUTS - Who knew what damage they could do to your reputation

oatmeal delight getting stale -

TAGS: cookie monster
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 1, 2014, 8:17 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L


I WONDER... - Why do we cook bacon, but bake cookies?

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS... - Yes, Granny, the ccokies are delicious, as always.



TAGS: oh boy red riding hood and peanut butter cookie
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
Heh, thanks guys.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 5:21 pm
Very well-groomed. Nice teeth, too.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 4:53 pm
Can't blame you space... that's a very sexy wolf.

COOKIE MONSTER - Proof that you're not always what you eat

TAGS: cookie
Rating: 3.76/5

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LOOKIE....LOOKIE - Someone has a cookie!!!

TAGS: big tits cookie
Rating: 3.27/5

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rerun - January 27, 2010, 7:14 pm

this one works. 4L.
culos - January 21, 2010, 10:00 am
2 Boobs=2L, no more

DANE COOK - You shut your lips and learn!

TAGS: dane cook lips
Rating: 2.96/5

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ComaWhite - October 28, 2008, 11:55 pm
Ah!! the dippi!!!

MMMM - COOKIES! - I smell fresh baked, chocolate chip cookies - mmmmm!!!

TAGS: obama cookies
Rating: 2.71/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:38 pm
Me too, but then, there wasn't.
spacedog - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
Whew! I was a little worried from the title and the picture there was gonna be a caption about oreos.
Elder God Douchebag - July 31, 2009, 11:21 am
It is quite impossible to go wrong with chocolate chip cookies.

UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.

TAGS: boom plane terrorism cookies
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Matty

Fatty - April 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
Note: Matty is NOT Fatt Matt. Just making sure...
agdaniele - April 21, 2009, 1:01 am
I'll take over after that.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:29 pm
Matty - You should be beaten to your knees for this.

FORTUNE COOKIES - always giving you great pieces of information


TAGS: elf cookie production humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:39 pm

Blind luck?
chickenlittle - December 26, 2013, 10:49 am
ohmygod that's funny, how did I miss this poster??



Tree Goblins -


TAGS: family cooking humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 9:51 pm

Thanks, Sho!~~
Sho - July 9, 2013, 9:50 pm

Funnel Cakes -

TAGS: carnival funnel cake cooked meth
Rating: 4.93/5

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Pikeman - May 25, 2013, 12:32 am
After they have done it a couple hundred time taking 30 minutes means they were toasted when they did it.
5150monkeylove - May 23, 2013, 4:24 pm
The one reason I refuse to ride carnival rides. I have seen those critters setting them up. Sorry, but the "zipper" should take more than 30 minutes to construct.


TAGS: goddamn lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?

Evolution -

TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L

THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."


TAGS: two men cook clean mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - February 29, 2012, 10:18 pm
If a man does some of the chores for his woman, she won't be as tired and therefore more likely to be in the mood, if you know what I mean
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:46 pm
OK... a joke says, that women's fantasy is, to have two men at once... One cleaning...One cooking.


GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America

TAGS: cookies girlscout bonanza rainbow wealth
Rating: 4.5/5

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MPsniper - February 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
sad thing is....the scout troop only sees about 60 cents per box sold. the troop is better off receiving a direct donation.


TAGS: people cook cubby
Rating: 4.32/5

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Untamedfifty - August 29, 2010, 7:15 pm
i like the dishwasher lol

ENVY - I wish my dog would crap fortune cookies


TAGS: chocolatewafflecookiechocogoodnessbar
Rating: 3.53/5

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R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 6:25 pm
Timmies my friend, Timmies. Had any of said Timmies actually ever enjoyed the wonderous goodness that is said CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR, they would not hate themselves and everyone else. I'll venture to say they don't like bacon either.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:22 am
How does this poster have less than five small yellow furry creatures?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
im gonna need like five of these, per day
Bunny - April 2, 2009, 10:42 am
Amen to that! Om nom nom indeed!
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Automatic 5-poodles for this poster that is full of epic om nom nom!

HEY - It's funnier than a popsicle ice gun

TAGS: cookie
Rating: 3.33/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:35 am
lol Scorpion, always on the lookout for 'neathage.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
A five out of five for fighting the good fight, brother.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
Or a really short cut-off T-Shirt
culos - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
Preferably not, a French maids apron would suffice.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
thatonechick - November 26, 2009, 9:14 am
I wear a bra when I cook. Should I not?

IGNORANCE - he was warned not to touch the cookie jar

TAGS: cookie finger
Rating: 2.6/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:13 am
wasn't this photo used already?

COOKING - Sometimes we do get desperate. Will mac and cheese do?

TAGS: cooking
Rating: 2.36/5

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THE COLOURS - They shall surround him.


TAGS: insane killler gun cookie monster blue crazy weird
Rating: 1.33/5

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aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:28 pm
more like: this picture(title) it has no explanation(caption.)
ZALGO - June 30, 2009, 12:41 am
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Charlie M - September 11, 2008, 5:01 pm
Who knows but shooting people with flare guns is just mean.
sertrbl - July 25, 2008, 10:18 pm
why do people insist on turning a motivational poster into a motivational poster? especially when its not even a reply.


NO MEAT - No spoon. Sorry.


TAGS: i love her cookies cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:35 pm
Lesson learned. I sold cookies, but couldn't sit to count the money.
ICEMAN - March 12, 2011, 5:34 pm
Having flashbacks, Aggy?
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:33 pm
If you're female. Yeah... best if you're female.
shmoe13 - March 12, 2011, 5:28 pm
when dressed like that you are guranteed to sell some cookies